The Naughtiest Unicorn Page 5
Dave was wearing the chewed-up crown she had made for him. He’d put glitter in his mane and was wearing what looked like . . . gold mascara?
He was carrying a picture in his mouth.He’d dressed up as Princess Delilah Sparklehoof ! Mira felt like she might cry with happiness. Then she laughed and gave Dave a massive hug. ‘Oh, Dave! Did you sick up the crown and everything?’ He nodded. Mira gave him a kiss. ‘Thank you.’
Mira led Dave to the cupcake table and held out the punchbowl for him to slurp. She looked around. She saw her new friends and their unicorns. She saw their quest medals and then looked at her own special medal. Nothing was quite as she’d expected at Unicorn School, but she wouldn’t change a single thing.
Dave did a big poo next to the treats table.
Well, she might change one or two little things. Mira quickly dragged Dave away before anyone noticed.
‘Come on, Dave, you need some more glitter.’ Mira led him over to the Glitter Horn for their photo. ‘You’re not what I expected, Dave,’ she said, ‘but you’re one special unicorn.’
As the glitter rained down on them, Mira realized that she had had the best time. And she couldn’t wait to have more amazing adventures with Dave the naughtiest unicorn!
WHO IS YOUR UNICORN BEST FRIEND FOREVER (UBFF)?
Answer these questions to find out who is your UBFF !
1. If you were having a unicorn sleepover, what would you and your unicorn BFF do all night?
a. Sing karaoke, make up fabulous dance routines and take selfies.
b. Go on a daring midnight adventure.
c. Make friendship bracelets!
d. Eat and sleep.
2. What would be your favourite lesson at Unicorn School?
a. Drama. You like to be the star of the show!
b. PE. You like to be super fit and ready for Quests.
c. History. You love learning about amazing unicorns of the past.
d. Lunch.
3. What makes you laugh the most?
a. Surprises. BOO! Ha ha ha ha.
b. Winning!
c. You and your BFF giggle all day!
d. Farts.
4. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
a. You’d rather be a celebrity!
b. Flying, so you could SAVE people from DANGER.
c. You would give super-hugs to make everyone you meet super happy.
d. Invisibility, so you can sneakily eat as many doughnuts and treats as you want.
Answers: If you got . . .
Mostly As: Just like STAR, you love the limelight and live your life to be as fabulous as possible.
Mostly Bs: You and BRAVE are made for each other. You’re always up for a challenge!
Mostly Cs: It’s hard to imagine anyone as loving and giving as PRINCESS, but that’s you. You’re kind and are always looking out for your friends.
Mostly Ds: Were you ever in any doubt? Your UBFF is DAVE. You’re funny, friendly and completely true to yourself, no matter what the situation.
UNICORN JOKES
Knock knock
Who’s there?
U
U who?
Unicorn!
Which unicorn smells?
The poonicorn
Which unicorn has carriages and runs on steam?
The choo-choo-nicorn
What is a unicorn’s favourite type of story?
Fairy tails
What do you call a unicorn without a horn?
Pointless
Where do sick unicorns go?
The horsepital
What’s a unicorn’s favourite hair style?
Pony tail
Look out for more brilliant adventures with Dave and Mira!
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